Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
23 Concerns People Have When They’re About To Have Sex With Someone New
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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