Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
