Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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