My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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