Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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