she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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