Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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