i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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