Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
This is the high leading the old right now
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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