kristin has been a bad kristin
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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