David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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