I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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