Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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