does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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