Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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