PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
COCAINE IS GR8
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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