i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.