But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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