Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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