So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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