Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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