How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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