Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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