Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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