I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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