farters have to be the big spoon...
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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