Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
