my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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