i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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