Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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