Don't you send me to vm
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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