Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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