Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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