Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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