Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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