Who wears a wallet chain?!
Church boner. Awkwardddd
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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