I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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