Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
