I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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