yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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