I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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