HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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