So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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