Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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