VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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