just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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