what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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