Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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