Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
