He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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