Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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