i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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