I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Dicks are not precious.
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