I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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